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Species: Human of unknown race History: The Hair grew up with his mother in small Earthville, with a small group of friends that have creatively given him hell for years. He has had a relatively calm life. Momentous occasions include the day he sold his soul to Sasha for a soda in seventh grade, and receiving a guitar as a present on his 14th birthday. Special: The Hair has a guitar to match his lustrous locks, and singing voice that could melt the Devil. Despite his ambition to become a singing sensation, he shuns away from attention of his female fan club. Why? Well, even HE doesn’t know the answer! |
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Species: Human, Native American & something else History: Jake and his sister Sasha used to live with their parents in a Reservation near Earthville, but an alcohol-related car accident left the siblings orphaned. Aside from that, their lives have been quiet. There IS that one time Jake waged war on the school principal, but it wasn’t very important. Special: Jake has an interesting “super power”… He can rearrange architecture! He’s also a very unstable character, having an overactive imagination and a few mental problems. Don’t get me wrong, he’s not slow! Jake is a genius in his own psychotic way. One of his many problems is that he thinks his sister is dead, and that the person with him today is really a Sasha clone named 2020, whom he has nicknamed Toto. |  |
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Species: Human, Native American & something else History: Sasha and her brother Jake used to live with their parents in a Reservation near Earthville, but an alcohol-related car accident left the siblings orphaned. She eventually become bosom sisters with Janet, and now loves the Hair like an older brother, since he gave her his soul in seventh grade. Special: Sasha is a master prankster! Every year, she dresses poor Hare in drag, and she knows the proper way to steal small objects from every store in Earthville. With the bonus of the Hair’s soul, she fondly torments him at her every opportunity. Still underneath it all, Sasha has a very kind personality and strong maternal instincts. |
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Species: Human, English History: Mel’s family lived in England until she was 11, then they moved to Earthville when money ran short. Her first friend in Earthville was Laptop, and through him she befriended the Hair, her current crush. Special: Mel is a devout Catholic, who spends most her time trying to save her blatantly damned friends. Her affections all go toward the Hair, proved by her bedroom wall, which is littered with photos of him. Few can rival her innocent cuteness. |  |
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Species: Human, Welsh History: Laptop spent the first nine years of his life in Wales with his mother and father, but after an incident that involves toxic chemicals, he was sent to live in Earthville with his sister. Once in America, he made a name for himself with his inventions. Special: Laptop’s technical skills cannot be surpassed. The US military pays him vast sums of money for his thoughts and machine designs. The clever boy has managed to keep many of his inventions for his own personal use, which has unfortunately labeled him as being criminally insane. He can detect almost any trap. His main weakness is Mel, whom he has a powerful crush on. |
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Species: Human, Irish History: Suffering heavy abuse in her marriage, Thomsich’s mother moved herself and her son Nicolas to Earthville in America to escape her husband. Heavy drug abuse and alcohol has driven Mrs. Thomsich insane over the years. Since she’s refused to go to a hospital or get help, Nick Thomsich was forced to step in at eleven and support himself as well as his mother. Shame of his family forced Thomsich to hide most of his past from others. This, combined his responsibilities, kept him from having friends. He eventually decided the best way to stop people from asking about his background was to be a revolting jerk. So far it’s been a stunning success. Special: Thomsich is notoriously vile. Though blessed with cleverness to rival Laptop and more wit than any human should have, he uses these gifts to torment everyone around him in a creative and effective manner. He enjoys his reputation of being the worst guy in town. The only threat to his reputation is Janet- who’s ability to put Thomsich in his place leaves him both confused and delighted. |  |
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Species: Human, American Hybrid History: Her mother and father invented an information storage system better than microchips, so they’re the richest family in Earthville. Unfortunately, they understood more about computers than raising children, so whenever Janet needed moral support, they gave her money instead. Under these circumstances, Janet has become very dependant on her friends. Using her influence, Janet has gotten many people jobs in positions where she can call on them for repayment, including shops and law enforcement. Special: With her girth, wealth, and dominant nature, Janet can be extremely intimidating- but she’s never used that power for evil. Even without her money, Janet Burgess would be formidable. Janet’s a master at giving convincing speeches off the top of her head. She has all the will of her powerful father, who’s been known to make other CEO’s cry before he takes over their business. |
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Species: Human of unknown race History: Most of her past is kept secret. Even her son barely knows anything about her history; all anybody knows is that her husband left her while she was pregnant with Nick, and her father was a transvestite that a minister at Mel’s church murdered. Special: Carol has the incredibly superpower of coming to the wrong conclusion every single time there CAN be a conclusion. Despite this, she keeps a very cheerful outlook. |  |